Hello, and welcome. My name is Creative Director, I'm an Aleksandr Misunin from Washington DC, and I happen to have black belts in both design and self-perception.
My clients contract me to direct the creation of their printed media, and to create direction for their web projects. Mainly because I know how to "make it pop", I can enlarge your logo to epic proportions, and I know exactly what you mean when you say "I like the concept." Also I can get your project done yesterday, if you'll send me all the materials tomorrow.
My favorite color is #4C8EFA and my secondary languages are English, Japanese and PHP. "Be creative" is the best phase you can utter to double your project price inspire me.